Monday, May 15, 2006

Cottonfalls has been invaded

The shock news today from the Mayors office is that cottonfalls has been invaded by a deadly menace and police and members of the army have been dispatched for the good of residents.

The invasion comes in the form of badgers.

Thats right, it would appear that larger badger sets have appeared close to town.
Badgers although placid most of the time are fiercly territorial and small pets and children unfortunatly are often at risk from nasty bites and scratches.

The police and two army experts have been rounding up the badgers into special boxes to release back into the wild, far away from built up areas.

conservationists are pleased at the discision not to just poison the sets and have appaulded the mayor for his green policies.


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